chopcat

No spelling… no grammar… this is what happens when I don’t get coffee people! fark off.

so I wake up at 7am… start the coffee machine and go out to have a smoke… come back in and the coffee machine is making coffee great, all over my counter top in the kitchen… clean that up and decide to hop in the shower… turn on the shower… start bathing… hot water runs cold.. then after a minute.. the cold water runs out.. so toweling off all the soap I get back in the kitchen and the coffee maker made another pot of coffee.. all over the counter, again. got back in my pj’s and looked on my apt door. note that water will be off at 7:45 for boiler repair. great. get back in bed. go back to sleep. got up at 1030 when they said repairs would be done. took a tepid shower, hot water wasn’t hot yet. dressed. managed to pour the one cup of coffee that didn’t end up on the counter and floor all over my shirt.. changed.. walked to the metro.. stopped at starbucks.. ordered a venti unsweetend iced coffee… waited… waited.. waited.. asked for it again… prove you bought it! dude. waited.. got sweetened venti coffee iced.. whatever.. got to the metro.. 6 track is PACKED… looked down the tunnel.. there are like 8 guys standing around on the tracks… went to the 4 track… got on the train that JUST arrived (thank the goddess!)… sat next to some *ahem* dude that apparently hasn’t showered since the 70’s… moved to the next car… I could still smell him.. ick.. I think i got it on me. took it to 14th street… oh by the way, we aren’t stopping at 14th… next stop brooklyn.. we did stop at bowling green tho. took the uptown 4 to 14th… waited like 20 minutes for a 6… took the six to 23rd… waded through lunch time idiots… the idea here is to CROSS the street when it’s green, people… NOT just stand around wondering where hte best thai place is… broke my last smoke getting bumped by a stroller heavy *ahem* *ahem* who uses baby as a shield… I shoulda stayed in bed.

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